By Matthew Russell Lee
UNITED NATIONS, December 8 -- Charging France with "grandstanding" on getting a briefing about Syria in the Security Council by High Commissioner for Human Rights Navi Pillay, several Council members told Inner City Press on Thursday afternoon that French Ambassador Araud was "ridiculous" and "more concerned with bragging to the media than getting anything done."
The Security Council President for the month, Russia's Vitaly Churkin, took a more diplomatic approach. He emerged Thursday afternoon from the Council and told Inner City Press, "I want to make a statement."
He said, "in some science fiction, there was this little poem. It is difficult to translate poems from Russian into English but it went something like this: this morning a rocket was launched. It is flying sixteen times the speed of light so it will reach its destination at 6 pm... yesterday."
                                                             Amid                                                           laughter,                                                           Inner City                                                           Press asked to                                                           be sure this                                                           was a                                                           reference to                                                           the threat                                                           of a                                                           procedural                                                           vote to get                                                           Pillay to                                                           speak.
                                                          
                                                            Churkin nodded                                                           and said,                                                           "before                                                           anything                                                           happened they                                                           spread the                                                           rumor that                                                           Russia and                                                           China were                                                           against, and                                                           they start                                                           writing that                                                           Russia and                                                           China are                                                           against it. We                                                           almost had a                                                           deal on how to                                                           do it. The                                                           usual culprits                                                           were as usual                                                           all confused                                                           about things."
                                                          
Asked if Pillay's briefing will be Monday or Tuesday, Churkin laughed and said, I don't want to be faster than the speed of light." Watch this site.
