Monday, June 24, 2019

The Onion Mocks UNSG Guterres As Captured By China But Pompous Media Celebrate Him


By Matthew Russell Lee, CJR PFT NYP
UNITED NATIONS GATE, June 20 – Antonio Guterres has turned the UN into a joke, literally. His refusal to even speak much less act on China's mass jailing of a million Uighurs by China on June 20 was mocked in the satiric publication The Onion, here. 
  Combined with Guterres' cover up through physical censorship of his financial links with UN briber CEFC China Energy, it adds weight to the demand this week by Rohinga groups that Guterres resign as UN Secretary General. The only ones who seem not to get the joke are those Guterres surrounds himself with: his Deputy Amina J. Mohammed with an equally laughable approach to the environment after backdating thousands of certificates to export endangered rosewood from Nigeria and Cameroon to China, and the largely state media, but also sycophantic Western correspondents, Guterres "raised a glass" with on the night of June 20, after the Onion's publication.
   Mirroring others, Guterres cultivates a fawning media and punishes and bans critical press. A year ago Inner City Press from inside the UN covered his failure to hold a press conference in five months, while he planned to "raise a glass" with correspondents who never criticized him. (In fact, China has a veto on this group's board, here.) 
 Soon after, on 22 June 2018, Guterres had his Security led by Lt Ronald E. Dobbins physically push Inner City Press out of the UN, video here, a precursor to worse.
  Here's another joke: on June 20, with Inner City Press banned by Guterres from any entry of the UN for 351 days, the UN Correspondents Association celebrated him in the UN General Assembly lobby, where he bloviated about press freedom while himself censoring.
  This came two days after Uighur groups called Guterres shameful - but UNCA celebrated him.
  This came the same day as Rohingya groups said Guterres should resign for failure and collusion. But UNCA celebrated him. 
  In fact, UNCA sells him, raising money off him at Cipriani in a total conflict of interest: the UN Censorship Alliance.
This as Guterres, while covering up his links to UN briber CEFC China Energy, doesn't even live up to his spokesman Stephane Dujarric's statement that there would be a UN statement after Guterres' "counter-terrorism" envoy's bluewashing trip to Xinjiang where China mass jails Uighurs. 

With Guterres and his spokesman refusing to answer Press questions, now Inner City Press has in writing asked them to respond to this: "Dolkun Isa, president of theWorld Uyghur Congress, called the Xinjiang visit by Voronkov “an irrevocable mistake on the part of General Secretary Guterres.”  “It is truly shameful for the UN that its Under Secretary for Counterterrorism Vladimir Voronkov visited East Turkestan and China at a time anywhere from one to three million Uyghurs have been locked up in Chinese concentration camps for more than two years,” he told RFA on Monday.  “This official visit, approved by the UN General Secretary Antonio Guterres, allows China to link its crimes against humanity in East Turkestan as a necessary counterterrorism measure."
Those who frolic on the North Lawn with Guterres are complicit.A notice leaked by disgusted but complicity UN correspondents:
"The United Nations Correspondents Association has the pleasure to invite you to the launch of the 2019 UNCA Directory.   We are delighted to announce that the annual reception will once again be held outdoors on the North Lawn facing the East River.  Regional food, wine, cocktails, beer and more will be served!   SAVE THE DATE Wednesday, June 19th 6:00 - 8:30 pm North Lawn, UNHQ   Opening Remarks by UN Secretary-General António Guterres 6:30 pm   Come and receive your copy of the new UNCA Directory!!   Please RSVP by FRIDAY, June 14th to rsvpuncaevents@gmail.com   The event is open to all UN correspondents *You must hold a valid UN ID to attend the event     See you on the 19th!"
  Cocktails with a genocide apologist in the UN lobby would seem like satire - but it happened. While the UN has yet to issue Guterres hypocritical remarks - claiming to be committed to press freedom, "even" of critical voices which he then linked to hate speech,here's from the Onion, which should be won't get the corrupt UNCA "UN journalism" award for this (Xinhua is on the UNCA awards committee) - "Speculating that there were probably dozens of people out there who had a handle on the situation, U.N. Secretary General António Guterres assumed Wednesday that someone was already doing something about the one million Uighur Muslims currently detained in Chinese internment camps in Xinjiang Province. “I presume there’s a group of some sort that stepped up after seeing China imprisoning a million of their own Muslim citizens for religious reeducation,” said Guterres...  “Frankly, it would be weird if somebody didn’t see a Muslim minority being rounded up without trial and immediately jump into action by signing some sort of accord. Or maybe the whole Uighur thing was already wrapped up—I haven’t really looked into it recently. I mean, it started back in 2014, so there’s been plenty of time. Either way, there’s no chance in hell the world would just turn its back on a clearly oppressed people like this, right?” At press time, U.N. officials were reportedly delighted to hear China had already volunteered to sort out the issue themselves." That would be Stephane Dujarric.  And yes, Chinese state media Xinhua is on the UNCA awards committee.
 We'll have more on this. For now, Part III of III of the outmoded and absurd hard copy Directory for dictator lovers of the  UN Censorship Alliance:
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From a year ago:
The last time Guterres held a press conference at UN headquarters was more than five months ago, on January 16.  On that day, Inner City Press asked Guterres why he had not acted on the killings by the Cameroon government and had not even started an audit of the China Energy Fund Committee UN bribery case in which CEFC's UN representative Patrick Ho was and is jailed. Since then, still no audit and no action on Cameroon.
   Now after five months Guterres will on June 26 finally hold a second press conference. But on the same day, he is also the guest of honor of the UN Correspondents Association: “This year marks UNCA's 70th anniversary, celebrating seven decades of journalism committed to reporting on the UN and its many causes and objectives [1!]" The Free UN Coalition for Access questions the propriety of this focus on the UN's "causes" rather than simply covering the UN as it is. But FUNCA has timely sent this: "This is a timely response to your statement that 'The event is open to all UN correspondents, Please RSVP by FRIDAY, June 22nd to RSVPUNCAEvents@gmail.com... Opening Remarks byUN Secretary-General António Guterres, 6:00 pm (LOCATION TBC).' A UN correspondent, by choice not a member of UNCA, is hereby timely requesting to be informed where SG Antonio Guterres will be making remarks, and to cover it. Please confirm receipt and provide response. On deadline, thank you in advance." Now what? Guterres' holdover spokesman Stephane Dujarric has continued to restrict the Press that asks him the most questions, in favor of a no-show Egyptian state media whose correspondent Sanaa Youssef is a former president of UNCA and who hasn't asked the UN a question in more than a decade. Now Dujarric has teamed up with three UNCA members to try to claim that covering his privatization of the UN Press Briefing Room is somehow inappropriately aggressive. This is censorship. We'll have more on this.