By
Matthew Russell Lee
UNITED
NATIONS, November 19 -- It's World Toilet Day, and at the UN there is
a lot of snickering and, at 10:30 am, there was a press conference.
Inner City Press asked the four-woman panel about the UN Peacekeeping
mission in Haiti MINUSTAH bringing cholera by lax sanitation
practices. Persumably they had toilets - but the waste went into the
river and now over 8,000 people are dead. 
  The
panelist from Pakistan, Tanya Khan, agreed there is a need for "total
sanitation" including where the waste goes.
  Therese
Dooley of UNICEF agreed, that if one family pays for a toilet and the
neighbor doesn't, both might still get sick.
  But
still - what is the UN doing? They covered up their role in Haiti,
still refusing to even apologize. 
  On
November 14 and again November 18, Inner City Press asked if UN
Peacekeeping, anywhere, has a Standing Claims Commission. On November
18, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon's acting deputy spokesperson said
he has asked UN Peacekeeping, but it is "not a yes or no
question." Really? UN Peacekeeping chief Herve Ladsous is slated
to speak, outside the UN, to a select(ed) crowd.
November
                                                          14, 2013:
                                                          
                                                          
                                                           
                                                          
                                                          
  November
                                                          18, 2013:
                                                          
                                                          
Likewise,
on
                                                          November 14
                                                          Haq was asked
                                                          for a
                                                          comprehensive
                                                          list of UN
                                                          Under
                                                          Secretaries
                                                          Generals and
                                                          Assistant
                                                          Secretaries
                                                          General. He
                                                          said these are
                                                          announced. But
                                                          Inner City
                                                          Press asked,
                                                          what about
                                                          long-standing,
                                                          part-time
                                                          officials?
                                                          Where is the
                                                          list?
  As a
                                                          follow up,
                                                          Inner City
                                                          Press asked
                                                          Haq for the UN
                                                          Secretariat's
                                                          response to
                                                          criticism of
                                                          Secretary
                                                          General Ban
                                                          Ki-moon
                                                          seeking to
                                                          move his close
                                                          associate
                                                          Robert Orr
                                                          from an ASG
                                                          position
                                                          funded by used
                                                          portions of
                                                          other empty
                                                          budget lines
                                                          to a new USG
                                                          position,
                                                          while seeking
                                                          cuts
                                                          elsewhere.
  Haq
                                                          didn't provide
                                                          a defense of
                                                          this, other
                                                          than saying
                                                          that any new
                                                          position is up
                                                          to the General
                                                          Assembly and
                                                          if created
                                                          would be
                                                          recruited for
                                                          in an open and
                                                          transparent
                                                          process. An
                                                          example of why
                                                          some doubt
                                                          that is the
                                                          refusal to
                                                          answer simple
                                                          questions
                                                          like: does any
                                                          DPKO
                                                          Peacekeeping
                                                          Mission have a
                                                          Standing
                                                          Claims
                                                          Commission?
                                                          That should be
                                                          answered.
Footnotes:
after
                                                          Inner City
                                                          Press asked
                                                          about Haiti
                                                          cholera on
                                                          November 14,
                                                          including
                                                          Stephen Lewis'
                                                          statement that
                                                          the UN should
                                                          admit
                                                          responsibility
                                                          and try to
                                                          make victims
                                                          whole, Pamela
                                                          Falk the
                                                          president of
                                                          UNCA, now
                                                          known as the
                                                          UN's
                                                          Censorship
                                                          Alliance,
                                                          jumped onto
                                                          the topic in
                                                          essence to
                                                          help the UN
                                                          out. 
                                                          
  She
                                                          said that Haq
                                                          has been open,
                                                          and raised a
                                                          reason why the
                                                          UN might still
                                                          not be
                                                          screening
                                                          peacekeepers
                                                          for cholera
                                                          before
                                                          deployment:
                                                          the World
                                                          Health
                                                          Organization.
                                                          What was the
                                                          purpose of
                                                          such a
                                                          question?
                                                          Especially
                                                          after when the
                                                          UN
                                                          mis-answered
                                                          Inner City
                                                          Press'
                                                          first question
                                                          on this,
                                                          saying that
                                                          the UN does
                                                          not screen,
                                                          then admitted
                                                          that it
                                                          doesn't
                                                          only when
                                                          Inner City
                                                          Press asked
                                                          again. Open?
                                                          Keep an eye
                                                          out for that
                                                          hard-hitting
                                                          coverage --
                                                          not.
 And on November 19, before Inner City Press thanked the panelists on behalf of the Free UN Coalition for Access, Falk for UNCA asked another softball question, working in Unilever which is trying to cleanse its reputation after the racism scandal in Thailand. This is one form of sanitation in which the UN is proficient.